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American PBS has some weird programming late at night. Early this morning, it was "Super Bridge," about a huberistic attempt to re-bridge the Mississipy at Alton that ended up costing the American public $90 billion and six lives lost to "unexpected flooding." The brige program was origionally projects at $80 million. Gaia must have decided that the old bridge was sufficient. Ah well. Up next is something called "The Genocide Factor." I'm not sure what that is, but I'm going to keep watching and find out.

NDP Kitchener Ted Martin Home Page W00T! tracked down yr phone number, Ted. I've got all your campaign team's numbers and the entire Ontario party executive porgrammed into my palm pilot also. Perhaps we should have a sit down at some point and discuss the very real posibillity of spiltting the moderate vote and letting the bastards secure another term in office. owenferguson@hotmail.com

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[Info4] Jails top ombudsman's concerns: "Clare Lewis"

On reading the above linked article, I retract any kudos I extended to Bob Runciman.

It's interesting that before the blackout Internet Exploere home page was a direct link to the Ontario Government Canadian Newswire Page, and that now it defaults to excite.ca and gives me a bad gateway error. But it's not THAT interesting. I've switched my homepage to google to eat up some American bandwidth while all Canadian blackout survivors get their essentiall services back online. A note to Queen's Park security: just because the building is "closed because of the blackout" doesn't mean that the government is not functioning, or that people approaching the front doors should be diverted to one of the side entrances. State of emergency or not, procedural protocal be damned, the work week is monday to friday, and citizens who want to walk up the front stairs and enter the facility should always be welcome. Jackbooted thugs in office now.

Google is my fav. search engine. Since it's a S.O.E., I thought I'd try some more auto-exorcism. Wraning: This is pure stram of conciousness stuff, so it may not scan well if you're a grammer nut. It may cause people to die. It may cause buildings to burn and colapes. It's probably won't cause aids, and I'm pretty sure it won't give you an HIV. I don't know what to write next, but I'm sure you'll think of something foul to transubstantiate for what I really ment and tell me to get my mind out of the gutter. I'm not sure if that has something to do with race or sex or age, but I know that when you die all three of those things get recorded in massive databases that noone ever searches through and that the alines will steal when they finally come to eart. I'm not a racist like some people are, but I'm not a humanist either, so I'm not really sure weather my skin is white or red or cappuchino, or mocha, or if my hair is afro-styel or turban's been onn too long style, or facial hair that's growing up through my ears and strangling my brain style, or pubic hair wrapped around my uvula style. I don't like television, even when it's coming in on a shielded coaxial cable and passes through fifteen integrated circuit processors that buffer it and strip polarities, then projected using the latest meme-blocking software, suspended in my vaccume tube, then filtered by a custom electrical grille of tiny dot-pitch moire. I hate that moire doesn't look right unless I give up my US-standard hacking deck. I'd probably kill someone for an APL keyboard that works on a USB port, but I'm pretty sure I'd have to build such a thing myself. If anyone has an old APL workstaion board they'd like to donate to that hack, I'll give them full props on the inevitable Slashdot "cool hack" page with digital photos and all that other post-arapnet geek shit. I'm so unsure of how some things work that I'd like to have a hundred thousand dollars to spend on vintage typewriters on Ebay in one hour. That would be amazing - I'd get my colection up to museaum-class size finally, and I'd be able to allow my staff (yeah, right, my staff) to use them for their writing duties. A good typewriter takes on a tone all its own, just as I'm now a slave to the Wintel/MSergonomic/Awesome Trackball paradgim because I bought a $500 phillips nino on credit, and it only uses WinCE, and I lost all the manuals and discs, and I got the keyboard and mouse free when I bought it, and I used to pirate Microsoft products to help strugling agrarian communities learn how to use modern technology to upgrade their information infrastructures. Like Lewis on Curb I want to say Fuck alot. Fuck Microsoft. Fuck Starwars. Fuck Eminem. Fuck fuck. Fuck flux. Fuck people who drive big black SUVs all alone in the car-pool lane and then complain to the cops because I put a $3.00 quart of oil (fuck you very much, Mr. Bush) into my crankcase and the resultant blue exhaust looked like it was "poluting." Fuck alcaholics who can't controll themselves enough to not get plastered when they're supposed to drive their girlfriend and her escorts home, and think that "just letting the oil burn off" is the same as changing an oil filter, because their cars are Crown Vic pieces of shit that I almost went back and fucking smashed with my tire iron that night I took becs home because you know who was too much of a little daddy's boy to deal with his "friend" running off without paying the phonebills. Fuck people who autoassociate vodoun with balck people. Fuck anybody who allows a friend who's doing E for the first time to wander off into the club and get drunk. Fuck the planet, that was the name of my very first website. The acronym was "FTP" so that my address was a perfect meme, www.ftp.com. Fuck the young me. Fuck the old me. Fuck spampimps. And an extra special fuck you for people who don't give water to those who need it. You know who you are, and you are the scum of the fucking earth.

The Ontario NDP offers, in my opinion, the best web site for those who want something positive done in the next provincial election.

I've decided to run for theOntario NDP if they'll have me as a member.

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Canadian Malcontent Edit      URL:     http://canmal.blogspot.com/     Counting since:     19 January 2003  /  18:23   Current report:     17 Aug 2003  /  00:19   Summary     : Totals and Averages     > Unique Visitors     : Day | Week | Month | Hours of the Day | Days of the Week     Incl, Excl, Reloads     : Day | Week | Month     Geo Tracking     : Domain | Country | Continent     System Tracking     : Browsers | Operating Systems | Screen Resolutions | Screen Colors     Referrer Tracking 1     : Last 20: Unsorted | Email | Searchengines | Queries | Usenet | Harddisk     Referrer Tracking 2     : Totals: Sources | Searchengines | All Keywords | All Website Referrers

Last 20 Visitors Unique Visitors   13 Aug, Wed, 18:04:24     66.185.84.79     MSIE 6     Windows XP     13 Aug, Wed, 19:43:11     CPE00045a6e89c5-CM400045975670.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com     Netscape 7     Windows 98     13 Aug, Wed, 21:53:09     213.131.65.61     MSIE 5     Windows 98     14 Aug, Thu, 07:19:28     dts3-15.georgian.net     MSIE 6     Windows XP     14 Aug, Thu, 07:34:59     66.185.84.71     MSIE 6     Windows XP     14 Aug, Thu, 08:35:22     wnpgmb0227w-cc01-v982.mts.net     MSIE 6     Windows 2000     14 Aug, Thu, 09:15:13     dts3-41.georgian.net     MSIE 6     Windows XP     14 Aug, Thu, 14:23:46     wnpgmb0227w-cc01-v982.mts.net     MSIE 6     Windows 2000     15 Aug, Fri, 00:13:14     sdn-ap-005caburbP0202.dialsprint.net     MSIE 6     Windows 98     15 Aug, Fri, 10:05:45     66.185.84.79     MSIE 6     Windows XP     15 Aug, Fri, 10:10:01     66.185.84.79     MSIE 6     Windows XP     15 Aug, Fri, 10:54:10     66.185.84.79     MSIE 6     Windows XP     16 Aug, Sat, 01:28:38     36.houston-31rh16rt.tx.dial-access.att.net     MSIE 5     Windows 98     16 Aug, Sat, 02:33:17     66.185.84.79     MSIE 6     Windows XP     16 Aug, Sat, 04:06:41     66.185.84.72     MSIE 6     Windows XP     16 Aug, Sat, 05:41:26     66.185.84.79     MSIE 6     Windows XP     16 Aug, Sat, 09:24:13     dts1-30.georgian.net     MSIE 6     Windows XP     16 Aug, Sat, 14:49:17     authorized_proxy2.cogeco.net     MSIE 6     Windows XP     16 Aug, Sat, 16:24:13     213.131.65.60     MSIE 5     Windows 98     16 Aug, Sat, 20:53:35     dts1-08.georgian.net     MSIE 6     Windows XP

Last 20 Days Unique Visitors   28 Jul, Mon     1     29 Jul, Tue     3     30 Jul, Wed     1     31 Jul, Thu     3     01 Aug, Fri     33     02 Aug, Sat     17     03 Aug, Sun     11     04 Aug, Mon     21     05 Aug, Tue     9     06 Aug, Wed     10     07 Aug, Thu     9     08 Aug, Fri     3     09 Aug, Sat     3     10 Aug, Sun     11     11 Aug, Mon     5     12 Aug, Tue     9     13 Aug, Wed     14     14 Aug, Thu     5     15 Aug, Fri     4     16 Aug, Sat     8

Last 20 Weeks Unique Visitors   Week 12     5     Week 13     14     Week 14     3     Week 15     9     Week 16     2     Week 17     5     Week 18     4     Week 20     1     Week 21     1     Week 22     2     Week 23     2     Week 24     5     Week 25     5     Week 26     5     Week 27     6     Week 28     7     Week 29     6     Week 30     12     Week 31     69     Week 32     66     Week 33     45

Last 20 Months Unique Visitors   Jan     25     Feb     41     Mar     66     Apr     21     May     4     Jun     18     Jul     39     Aug     172

Hours of the Day Unique Visitors   00:00 - 00:59     20     5.18%     01:00 - 01:59     15     3.88%     02:00 - 02:59     19     4.92%     03:00 - 03:59     12     3.10%     04:00 - 04:59     5     1.29%     05:00 - 05:59     8     2.07%     06:00 - 06:59     7     1.81%     07:00 - 07:59     5     1.29%     08:00 - 08:59     7     1.81%     09:00 - 09:59     11     2.84%     10:00 - 10:59     11     2.84%     11:00 - 11:59     6     1.55%     12:00 - 12:59     13     3.36%     13:00 - 13:59     17     4.40%     14:00 - 14:59     13     3.36%     15:00 - 15:59     15     3.88%     16:00 - 16:59     16     4.14%     17:00 - 17:59     32     8.29%     18:00 - 18:59     19     4.92%     19:00 - 19:59     31     8.03%     20:00 - 20:59     27     6.99%     21:00 - 21:59     27     6.99%     22:00 - 22:59     27     6.99%     23:00 - 23:59     23     5.95%

Days of the Week Unique Visitors   Monday     44     11.39%     Tuesday     45     11.65%     Wednesday     72     18.65%     Thursday     49     12.69%     Friday     61     15.80%     Saturday     56     14.50%     Sunday     59     15.28%

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